Saturday, January 30, 2016

An Epidemic of Loneliness


I ain't gonna leave y'all as little ole orphans without nobody in the world, I'm a comin' back to ya. -John 14:18

Don't leave me now. Now that I need you. -Elvis Presley 

This ole world is so cruel, y'all. I wished it wasn't. It's why King Jesus give us a sanctuary from the cruelty of the world called the church. But for many even the church has let 'em down. What do ya do? Has somebody in the church molested ya? Lord help us. That stuff goes on. Them kind orta be hanged at high noon. They need to be subject to the law. They's criminals and ort not to be given no mercy. That's how I feel about it. 

But King Jesus come so's that even if we're alone, we ain't alone. When ye git saved, he comes right into yer heart and he's right there all the time. Never lonely again! Never! And ye can be forgiven of anything...even that there Child abuse that I was talkin' about. Yeah, I know, that's hard to accept, but it's true. Folks can be forgiven of anything....if'n they truly repent and come to King Jesus fer forgiveness. Otherwise, folks is gonna bust hell open like Gene Simmon's Demon Boots! Hell ain't gonna be fun! Don't go! You don't have to! Don't nobody have to!  Religion will not save ya! King Jesus said ya gotta be born again!

That there SoCal Media has made us all lonely I reckon. Ain't that a funny thang? What was supposed to bring us all together has done torn us all apart. Crazy ole world, y'all. Folks need King Jesus. It ain't about religion. I cain't stand religion. Been there done that. Worst thang in the world. Now it's got idjits just a blowin' folks up and what not. Religion is a great tool of the Devil...if'n ye ain't figured that out, yet. It's probably his best one. Don't git religion. Git Jesus. Nobody that ever got King Jesus regretted it. 

Somebody says, "How dare you call me a sinner!! I've been in church all my life!!!" Tell it to the next yahoo, feller. Yer a sinner like me. Now git down on yer knees and ask King Jesus into yer heart before you die and go to hell. He's comin'. Yer runnin' outta time.




Saturday, November 21, 2015

ISIS is Kindly Sissified and King Jesus is A Comin'

But mark my words: The last days is gonna be horrible times.  Folks is gonna love money and themselves and not much else, braggin' all the time, et up with pride, lewd, crude, potty mouthed blasphemers, mean and cruel to ma and pa, not thankful fer nuthin', godless. They's gonna lose their basic humanity, cain't git along with nobody, ain't never got nuthin' good to say about nobody, ain't got no self control, no mercy, don't look up to good folks, betrayin' their friends, high falutin' narcissists, doin' whatever feels good instead of seekin' the Good Lord...tryin' to look good on the outside, but not really interested in bein' transformed from the inside out by the power of God. Treat 'em like they got the plague. -2 Timothy 3:1-5

Don't worry, baby. Everything will turn out alright. -The Beach Boys

I ain't even sure I wanna write this blog anymore. I look too much like the feller up yonder!!! ^. Sweet Lord Jesus hep me. Do you realize that whole passage ain't about heatherns at all!!!???...it's about church folk!!!  What in tarnation!!!??? Mercy. If any heatherns is readin' this right now. I wanna say I'm sorry...not just fer me, fer the whole church. Boy, oh boy, we got some work to do. We got to make ourselves humble, and admit we're too much like that feller there ^. Sweet Lord Jesus hep us to do better. Hep us be more like you.

The end of the world is a comin' y'all. If the good folks is actin' like heatherns and the heatherns is actin' like....well heatherns, it's time fer King Jesus to come back. We got that there ISIS runnin' round blowin' stuff up and shootin' folks like the nincompoops they are. ISIS is the poster children fer how religion is just a bunch a mess. So is the feller up yonder ^. When I was growin' up ISIS used to wear skirts and be on Saturday mornin' cartoons....I reckon they's still kindly sissified...what with bein' cowards and all and blowin' up innocent folk. Maybe they should wear skirts...but I digress.

I wanted to say somethin' to y'all. These times is scary. Gosh almighty. I don't want you to live life scared. Make yer peace with God through King Jesus. Ask him to fergive ye and come into yer heart and save ye from all this mess. Please. You'll have Peace like a River like the song says. There ain't much time left. But don't live life scared. That's what them sissy's ISIS want. It's gonna be ok. The wrath of God is comin'. Jesus is comin'. He's gonna take care of ever'thang. God's wrath has gotta come to wake folks up. He's been real patient fer a real long time. Folks has been pokin' the bear fer decades...the bear just lifted an eyebrow. uh, oh.

Stevie Rey is a heathern in recovery. He wrote The Hillbilly Bible. He don't know why he's speakin' about himself in the third person...it's kindly highfalutin.  :-)

Saturday, November 14, 2015

Why I Need King Jesus More than the New Star Wars

Like a little ole dawgy pants fer the water bowl, 
that 's how much I need ye, Oh Lord. 
-King David, Psalm 42:1

I need love, love, ou, to ease my mind. -Phil Collins

I can't get no satisfaction. -The Rolling Stones

I need the Lord. Here's why. All human beans need love, y'all. Unconditional love. We need it. We crave it. Bad. Sometimes momma n'em give it to us. Sometimes not. Sometimes we try to git it from the family dawg. He gives it purdy good, but it don't satisfy. We need it right down in our hearts...boy how we need it. If'n we ain't got it, we'll try to git some love from donuts and hookers, way may try to git some love from whiskey or meth. But them thangs ain't got no love that satisfies.

They's also the problem that deep down we know we ain't all that lovable. We done looked at the porn hub again last night. And give the fanger to the feller that cut us off in traffic. We swindled some folks and stole from the office and cheated on our taxes. We ain't as bad as ISIS shootin' up the town and sech, but we ain't no Mother Theresa neither. We know we don't really deserve that kinda unconditional love so much. We know. We may not wanna admit it, but we know. 

That's where King Jesus comes in. He paid the price fer when we had hookers and lied and cheated and stole stuff. I don't know why God done it that way. I guess he done it cuz he wanted to. Ye ever loved somebody so much that ye wanted to prove it? Ye wanted to take a bullet fer 'em or sumpin'. King Jesus loves us that way. God loves us that way. At the end a the day, I don't rightly know why God chose to do it this way. It's kindly a mystery...like that there Trans Pacific Partnership. I do know I need King Jesus more than the new Star Wars...and I need that pretty bad.


Stevie Rey is the Arthur of The Hillbilly Bible, and a bone-if-I'd Memphis Rockstar Wannabe. 

Saturday, October 24, 2015

I Wonder What Makes God Mad

On account a the curtain has done rose on "the wrath a God show" all the way from heaven agin' all kinda godlessness and heathern actin' ways of folks that don't want the truth to come out about their heathern ways. (Romans 1:18)

 

If the darkness reveals the end of days. I'll follow you til there's no more hell to pay.  -Stryper

 

Do y'all reckon God ever gits mad? I wonder what would make God mad? What happens when God git's mad? Does it come up a storm? A big storm? Does it come a earthquake? How does God's anger manifest in this here world...since he's a Spirit and all? 

Does the plight a the homeless folk make God mad? Does the way we done messed up this here world with pollution make God mad? Does mean folks make God mad? Does that there Monsanto make God mad? If so he's probably pretty mad. Does war make God mad? If so he's probably pretty dang mad.

Does the middle east situation make God mad? If so he's probably pretty dang mad. Does corrupt politicians make God mad? If so, he's probably pretty dang mad. Does income inequality and racism meanness make God mad? When do ya think God will say...Enough!!!

What is the worst injustice you could think of? Murder? Done to the person that deserves it least?...the innocent? Who is innocent? Is little babies in the womb innocent? They ain't come out to do no sinnin' yet, so I reckon they are more innocent than the rest of us. I wonder if killin' little babies would make God mad? I wonder how mad it would make him? Just thinkin' out loud y'all. 

Stevie Rey is the arthur of The Hillbilly Bible.



Saturday, October 3, 2015

Yep, that's right, I'm The King....of Sinners

This here sayin' is true blue and y'all can take it to the bank: King Jesus come into the world to save sinners....and yer lookin' at the worst one there ever was. -1 Timothy 1:15

Then I scratched the surface
In the mouth of hell
Running out of service
In the blood I fell
"Then I scratched the surface
In mouth of hell
Out of Service
In the Blood I fell"
-Green Day
See The Light

Who in their right mind would wanna go to hell?  It don't seem like much fun to me. Pitch forks pokin' ye in the hind end and sech. Burnin' sensations round yer head and shoulders. Never endin' reruns of Star Wars: Attack of The Clones. It jes don't seem like much fun to me. What if all this Bible stuff is real? What if the kooky Christians is right? What if? What if it is the last days? It sure seems like the whole world has done gone nutso!

That there Apostle Paul said he was the worst a sinners, but Paul did'n know me. Trust me, I am the most jacked up person ye ever knowed. The ONLY reason I'm even breathin' is by the grace a God.  I'm just a selfish sinner y'all. Lord have mercy how I have jacked up my life. By all accounts I ort to have to burn in hell like a dang marshmeller s'more....but I ain't. My sins done been paid fer by King 

Jesus. I'm gonna walk on streets a pure gold and reign with King Jesus in the Kingdom that's comin'! 
How is that even possible!!!???  How could a jacked up dude like me make it to heaven!!!??? It just ain't fair! It just ain't fittin'!!!  No it ain't fair, it's grace. Grace ain't fair and fair ain't grace. If'n ye want fair go ride the tilt-a-whirl. If'n ye want grace go to the cross a Jesus.  

Somebody says, Stevie Rey I ain't gonna become no dang Christian! I don't even like Christians! Heh, heh....I didn't like 'em neither.  It's amazin' the things that Jesus can do to yer heart. It's just amazin'....I hope you'll give him a shot. There ain't much time left. 

Stevie Rey is the arthur of The Hillbilly Bible. 

Saturday, September 26, 2015

The End of The World...It Ain't the End of The world Y'all


Y'all ain't never seen ner heard of nuthin', and ain't nobody ever even imagined in their noggin' what God has been gittin' ready for folks that love him.  -1 Corinthians 2:9

People get ready, there's a train a comin'. -Curtis Mayfield

Lately I been feelin' like it's the end a world. Religious heatherns in funny hats tryin' to rule the world and scoopin' up the praise that's due only to King Jesus, politicians lyin' and lyin' and then lyin' some more, dogs and cats livin' together, that kinda thing. It's enough to make ya wanna pour ye a bubble bath and snort it...just to escape fer a spell. 

But folks the End a The world ain't really the end a the world. It's the beginnin' of heaven. Yeah, it's gonna git bad before King Jesus comes back, but it ain't gonna last all that long and it's all because the heartherns has got to have the mess shook out of 'em to wake up. And a lot of 'em will. They's gonna be a great harvest and that's what it's all about. Somebody said pain is God's megaphone and he'll send as much as it takes to git yer attention because he loves ya. 

God ain't a man. He don't think like a man.  He does things we cain't git our heads around, things that may seem cruel or mean in our minds, but we gotta trust that it's fer the greater good. It is always fer the greater good. In the case a The Great Tribulation it's to wake folks up so's they trust King Jesus and make it to heaven. The Good Book says that we ain't never heard ner seen ner even imagined what God has been preparin' fer us. 

Think of all the great worlds that have been imagined in the mind a man. All the great sci-fi that has been written. Lord of The Rings, Star Wars, Star Trek, Narnia...now God says heaven is gonna be better than all them cool places in that there sci-fi. It is truly gonna be amazin'. I don't want none of y'all to miss it. Somebody says "I cain't be a Christian! I don't even like Christians"...hee hee...I didn't either. To me they all seemed like a bunch a brain warshed hypocrites...BUT I liked this Jesus feller. So I just took it one step at a time. 

Now, these days God put love in my heart fer Christians (real ones)...on account a they are my brothers and sisters and big fat sinners like me. All one big messy family, tryin' to git through this ole world and home to heaven with King Jesus. Don't you wanna be there?

Tuesday, August 18, 2015

Hearin' Voices

My little ole sheep hear me when I call, I know who they are, 
and they foller after me. (John 10:27)

I hear you calling, voices are here again. -Godsmack

Did ye ever hear them there voices? I did. Here's what they was a tellin' me. "You ain't no good."...."You cain't do it"...."You'll never amount to nuthin'"...."Why don't you just end it all." ....that was the devil talkin' to me. I reckon he talks to lot's of folks these days.

But then one day I just up and become a Christian. Lot's of folks hates me now fer no good reason on account of it. I reckon King Jesus said that was how it was a gonna go. It don't matter none, though!! On account of I don't hear no voices, no more....I heared a new one onced King Jesus come into my heart. He say's wunnerful stuff to me..."I love you"...."You can do this, Stevie Rey" ...."I believe in you, Stevie Rey"....I gotta tell ye, it was worth to have all these folks hatin' on me and ridiculin' me! I don't even care long as I got this wunnerful King Jesus in me, helpin' me along the way!

I know y'all may hear some voices too. Some of 'em say horrible stuff to ye. I know. I been there. I know what the devil is like. He ain't no good. I want ye to come on to King Jesus with me. I'm one voice leadin' y'all to the King. Come on with me and you'll hear his voice too. I reckon we ain't got long, so don't take too long to make up yer mind.

Love and Hugs from Memphis,
Stevie Rey

Stevie Rey is the arthur of The Hillbilly Bible